simulation: the last 5 minutes

It's human after all. It's become boring to always see the same names at the top of the rankings. I know you think "fine, they've got the best seats, but hey... I'm here too, don't forget me, I deserve love and admiration too". That's true and this is why PL simulation posts exist: to see you on the top of something.

Today's simulation is: what if matches were 85 minutes, instead of 90. What if the world was frozen during the famous last 5 minutes. What if there was no stolen points for lazy lucky bastards. oops, excuse my Anelka.

And here's what it would look like

Total PL2010	rank	name	85	min	last	5 min
85 minutes games	#1	Antoine Basse	18	pts	-4	pts
	#2	Rodolphe de Leusse	16	pts	-3	pts
After 24 matches	#2	Antoine Stroh	16	pts	-2	pts
	#2	Tanguy Claquin	16	pts	-2	pts
	#5	Chris Burich	15	pts	-2	pts
	#5	Nicolas Esclatine	15	pts	0	pts
	#5	Grégoire Profit	15	pts	-2	pts
	#5	Julien Budynek	15	pts	-2	pts
	#5	Karsten Hunold	15	pts	-1	pts
	#5	Laurent Queyssi	15	pts	-3	pts
	#11	Holger Gerwig	14	pts	0	pts
	#12	Emmanuel Grizaud	13	pts	-2	pts
	#12	Maxime Pétesch	13	pts	-3	pts
	#12	Laurent Augusto	13	pts	-2	pts
	#15	Guillaume Yribarren	12	pts	-3	pts
	----	Baseline player	12	pts	-1	pts
	----	Mister O-O	12	pts	-1	pts
	#15	Hélène Fradin	12	pts	-3	pts
	#15	Pierre Boscq	12	pts	-1	pts
	#18	Jean-Philippe Favre	11	pts	-2	pts
	#18	Hervé Lacan	11	pts	1	pts
	#18	Grégoire Monconduit	11	pts	1	pts
	#18	Arnaud Bourge	11	pts	0	pts
	----	Miss 1-1	11	pts	1	pts
	#18	Adrien Bourge—Quéré	11	pts	-1	pts
	#18	Bertrand Wiel	11	pts	0	pts
	#24	Gaëlle Quéré	10	pts	2	pts
	----	Baseline	10	pts	-1	pts
	#24	Dominique Boscq	10	pts	1	pts
	#24	Ulli Otto	10	pts	0	pts
	#27	Mattis Gossman	9	pts	0	pts
	#27	Jean-Michel Ginebre	9	pts	2	pts
	#27	Sebastien Royon	9	pts	-1	pts
	#27	Romain Boucher	9	pts	2	pts
	#27	Arnaud Soubien	9	pts	-1	pts
	#27	Anne Budynek	9	pts	3	pts
	#27	Arnauld Prin	9	pts	3	pts
	#34	Sebastian Giehring	7	pts	3	pts
	#34	Franck Gaubert	7	pts	1	pts
	#36	Enzo Morgese	6	pts	2	pts

Insights:
1. Antoine would be first if matches were 5 min shorter.
2. Antoine is the most unlucky guy of this game with 4 stupid points lost (but he's been on holidays until 21st, so he's lucky though)
3. Arnauld, Anne (la belle) and Sebastian are the lucky bastards with 3 stolen points!
4. PL players average lost points due to what happens during the last 5 minutes is 0.53 pt after 24 matches. Knowing our average result is 11,2 point for 90 minutes matches, we would all be under zero after the 196th minutes. Fortunately we don't bet on cricket.
5. If you're smart you've noticed there's only one guy left on the real top. Find him.

And oh, the 24th game is over. Happy half of stage 1!

Next simulation: what if we had played like in the good old times (3 pts for correct score), Julien, Greg Profit, sorry it's going to hurt.